I did come home from a long day recently, and I laid down on the couch next to my dog, and I was so happy to be with a companion that’s not expecting me to do anything. He’s licking my face, and I looked down, and he had the biggest erection. I just punched him. I was like, “I just can’t with you right now.” Everyone needs something from me."
— Lena Dunham (via New York Times)(via takethenexttrain)